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Original Team Members
charley Name: Charley
Call Name: Little Lion
Rank: The Kommandant of Krash
D.O.B: Let's just say he needs a jar opener now for his sauerkraut.
Crashes: "I know nussing!, I see nussing!"
Most Common Mistake: Likes to wear Lederhosen while flying.
Frank

Name: Frank
Call Name: Sopwith Biscuit
Rank: Officer of Obituaries
D.O.B: Love child - Unknown
Crashes: Keeping the balsa makers of America in business since 2001.
Most Common Mistake: Gluing fingers instead of hinges.

Tom

Name: Tom
Call Name: McGyver
Rank: Petty Officer Puffin' Lipo
D.O.B: Looking into buying the Rascal Scooter 110".
Crashes: More planes down than McDonald's burgers sold.
Most Common Mistake:
Taking Off.

Wendel

Name: Wendell
Call Name: Orange Baron
Rank: Master Sergeant of Instigation
D.O.B: Old enough to know better.
Crashes: You got to give him credit, most people would have quit by now.
Most Common Mistake:
Does not wash his "Girly Places".

Jeff

Name: Jeff
Call Name: Pappy Smear
Rank: Junior Grade Lieutenant Lost It
D.O.B: Getting the old man smell.
Crashes: Doesn't matter, his wife will build him some more.
Most Common Mistake:
Flying!

Name: Bryan
Call Name: Naptime
Rank: Sergent Serta
D.O.B: Going through mid-life crisis.
Crashes: His planes don't crash, they take dirt naps.
Most Common Mistake: Falling a sleep at the controls.