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Team Members |
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Name: Charley
Call Name: Little Lion
Rank: The
Kommandant of Krash
D.O.B: Let's just
say he needs a jar opener now for his sauerkraut.
Crashes: "I know
nussing!, I see nussing!"
Most Common Mistake: Likes
to wear Lederhosen while flying.
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Name: Frank
Call Name: Sopwith Biscuit
Rank: Officer of Obituaries
D.O.B: Love child - Unknown
Crashes: Keeping the balsa
makers of America in business since 2001.
Most Common Mistake: Gluing
fingers instead of hinges. |
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Name: Tom
Call Name: McGyver
Rank: Petty Officer Puffin'
Lipo
D.O.B: Looking into buying
the Rascal Scooter 110".
Crashes: More planes down
than McDonald's burgers sold.
Most Common Mistake: Taking Off. |
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Name: Wendell
Call Name: Orange Baron
Rank: Master Sergeant
of Instigation
D.O.B: Old enough to know
better.
Crashes: You got to give
him credit, most people would have quit by now.
Most Common Mistake: Does
not wash his "Girly Places". |
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Name: Jeff
Call Name: Pappy Smear
Rank: Junior Grade Lieutenant
Lost It
D.O.B: Getting
the old man smell.
Crashes: Doesn't matter,
his wife will build him some more.
Most Common Mistake: Flying! |
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Name: Bryan
Call Name: Naptime
Rank: Sergent Serta
D.O.B: Going through mid-life crisis.
Crashes: His planes don't crash, they take dirt naps.
Most Common Mistake: Falling a sleep at the controls. |